WGGEGG 13

Chapter 13

You are too small

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Ye Xin Mo has been standing in front of the entrance for few minutes, and yet she hasn’t seen her legendary online husband, ‘Donkey Looking For Wife’, his shadow. She was scratching her head because she little bit doubted, a long exquisite long hair lazily along her fingers creating a mess, spreading. Under the sun light, her body seemed to be radiating a beautiful glow.

“Sheng Huo 0322?” She heard a low man voice which coming from her back. Inside her heart, she guessed the person she has been waiting finally here.

Suddenly she turned, that long hair brushed to his chest. At the time when she able to see clearly the person who standing behind her, suddenly Ye Xin Mo’s eyes bulged. How could he be the person? That playboy who has many minus attitudes as man? The man who was almost slept with her last time?

How could he be Donkey Looking For Wife?

In her head, no, to be exactly said, the impression of people in the Sui Tian Xing, Donkey Looking For Wife should be kind of strong and rough man because the internet name that been using was sounded so crass. While the person who was standing in front of her right now, he seemed to have kind of well-educated aura, in addition, the smile which put on his face like now was looking alike spring breeze which actually more alike eat-soft rice playboy.

Ye Xin Mo said to herself about many possibilities such as could it be this person actually not a real Donkey Looking For Wife but the truth he was coming here to pretend as him? Could it be there collusion? Ye Xin Mo did think about it, but at the same time, Ye Xin Mo also clearly understood, the man in front of her who had called as handsome man by Xiao Cha Cha, indeed type of man who might do something like this, she feared to find the truth if he really Donkey Looking For Wife whom she has been getting along for this one year.

She glared at him, he also glared at her. Right the moment when these two people’s eyes were contacted, it felt as if there was a spark between them. Ye Xin Mo felt frustrated, how could be the world turned to be this small, no need to mention how she met him last time and the way she fled from him. And this time, she was actually the one who sending herself right in front of him. Lu Shui Han did feel bit frustrated too, he was staring at her eyes which kept on avoiding his eyes contact as if she was trying to run away again. Therefore he told himself that he wouldn’t do a same mistake again!

Hence, this was the conversation which happened inside their heart:

Woman: Why you again? The soul of the deceased hasn’t dispersed yet (Annoying)

Man: My little sheep, even if I let you run, this time, you won’t be able to run away from me, will you?

But, when the outsider seeing Ye Xin Mo and Lu Shui Han, they might have interpreted their eyesight as something different. Not far from this area entrance, there was a pair of old couple. The old lady was boiling the water and making tea for her spouse, the old man. This old granny and grandpa interpreted the scene which they saw right now in very different way.

Ah, these youngsters, their way of dating indeed good ah, after all they could express their love whenever they were. See, the way how the woman expressed her emotions right the moment she saw the man, ‘why you just arrive at this time?, I have been waiting for you for long time’, while the man was showing her his gentle expression as if he was saying, I am sorry darling, next time, I won’t be late again…

Well, if Ye Xin Mo and Lu Shui Han heard the thought that old couple had about them, they would immediately stop to stare each others with this kind of eyesight in this area. But, since these two didn’t hear the thought of the old couple, so that, they were still showing their ‘strong affection eyesight’ by standing in the broad light for long time.

Finally after thinking it wasn’t a good idea to keep on standing like this in the public for long time. Therefore, it was Ye Xin Mo who started to open her mouth, said: “It’s me.”

After she gained herself and felt calming, she nodded her head slightly, “Let’s go!”

At the moment she spoke, she was thinking and trying to figure out what should she do. Should she try to flee away again just like last time she did, but at the same time she afraid that Lu Shui Han would come to catch her again. Or should she act obediently by following him alike now what she been doing? If she followed him, didn’t she fear the thing that happened last time, it would be repeated again? Uhm… Well, actually, the situation that happened last time, it was obviously she lost more. As for Lu Shui Han, at this moment he just gritted his teeth, didn’t speak but directly took her to get into his car.

Hence because of the last time incident, two of them were not trying to act overcautious. Once Ye xin Mo got into the car, she was leaning her back to the seat and then she directly closed her eyes in order to take a rest. She had awake for the entire night and just by a chance she has time to take her rest along the way.

Lu Shui Han glanced at her white pale face, judging from her appearance, he guessed this woman must be type of person who not really pay attention to herself. After he stared at her for while, he turned on the music, there was a faint gentle of melodious zither sound that flown inside the car. The sound effectively hypnotized Ye Xin Mo to fall asleep.

“Why are you called Donkey Looking For Wife?” Suddenly Ye Xin Mo opened her eyes, she was asking him this question.

Lu Shui Han was so focused when driving, suddenly got startled and he was almost losing the direction. “It sounded elegant.” Actually he wanted to say, this kind of name is more likely to prohibitive those women who trying to look for husband to come over him. Even though, the female gamer in the game more focusing to get money through the game, actually toward their target name, they also had their own criteria. Lu Shui Han is working as Chief Editor in Shoujo genre literature department, thus regarding about this kind of thinking, he knew it very well.

Ye Xin Mo nodding her head, hinted that she understood. And then, she continued to close her eyes again.

Lu Shui Han was still wanting to have more chat with her but she was acting as if there was nothing to continue beside she wanted to continue her rest. This was also the reason why he felt so frustrated. Even though he was feeling bit uncertain, still he opened his mouth: “Shy last time you left?”

“Do you want to hear the truth ot a lie?” This sentence sounded so familiar in his ears.

Lu Shui Han stunned, wasn’t this sentence asked by him yesterday when he logged on his game account? Well, today’s karma seemed to come too fast. This woman indeed not a type of person who can easily to deal with.

“Tell me the truth.”

“The truth is…” Ye Xin Mo paused for while, then she slowly opened her eyes, looked up and down at him alike measuring him, her clear cold eyes without stained any slightest color, suddenly her eyes stopped at his lower part, she said: “Yours too small.”

“…” His hand stopped, the steering wheeling has been moving to the other direction. When they were almost hit to another side road, his stepped the brake. Lu Shui Han turned to give her a fierce glance, secretly he felt glad because fortunately here not in highway. After calmed down, recalled what Ye Xin Mo said, he couldn’t help himself not to get angry: “How can mine is small?”

The clear cold eyes for once again sized him up, then slightly she nodding. “En, there is small.”

“…” If not because he was driving car, he would be absolutely hanged her and then beating her up. “You never touched it, how can you know mine is small?”

“Because I don’t feel it.” Ye Xin Mo looked at him with her serious eyesight, when she thought she has provoked him enough, thus she closed her eyes and took a rest again.

Inside the car the melodious zither sound flown, only leaving someone who gritting his teeth and then couldn’t help his face turned pale. “You didn’t feel anything because I haven’t touched you, okay!”

“Oh, okay.” She gave him a faint replied as if she said, ‘I am so sleepy, don’t disturb me to take rest.’

For once again, Lu Shui Han gritting his teeth, while the nerves on his back hand have been popping out, reinstated, popped again, reinstated, popped… just like that for few times, then he slowly calmed down. He didn’t want to focus excessively with this woman, she didn’t know good thing!! But right now, he was exhausted driving the car, while she was sleeping so soundly after provoking him, thus the tenderness feeling toward her has gone.

“Then how about the lie?” He didn’t want to let her sleep.

“Lie?” Ye Xin Mo raised her eyelids, then after she glanced at him for while, she replied: “Lie, I have my period.”

“…” Really telling a lie.

Actually toward Ye Xin Mo, these two words were indeed lies, it only the first lie she told was much better and comforting than her second lie. Her real reason why she left was, his image in her eyes couldn’t be any lower than lowest in her heart. A guy with golden flock, it would be weirder if she didn’t run away!! Only, currently she still inside his car, if she really angered him more, two of them should have acted out of personal consideration regarding life and death, then that just thumped her heart in deep sorrow—-so that, she decided to keep the real explanation only for herself.

But truth to be told, if he really Donkey Looking For Wife, then that playboy image, not really match with this man? Actually what has she missed out? Ye Xin Mo frowned her forehead, when she was pondering about this matter, for once again she fell asleep.

Until the moment Lu Shui Han woke her up, she gently rubbing her eyes, lazily opened her mouth: “Are we arrived?”

Once she spoke, she surprised with her hoarse voice. This must be because she didn’t sleep at night so that her throat has inflamed for a bit.

Lu Shui Han glanced at her, looking at her condition to be honest not too good, inside his heart he felt pity and also angry. “You should have enough sleep at night.”

“Oh.” Ye Xin Mo stopped her hand that rubbing her eyes, dumbfounded she looked at him for while, then after long time she only let out one word.

Lu Shui Han heaved a sigh, pointed at the car door. “We should get down, we still need to buy things. Oh yeah, what is your name?”

“Ye Xin Mo.” When she wanted to get down from car she bent down her waist, Ye Xin Mo clear voice heard to his ears.

Ye Xin Mo? Then he twitched and smiled, this name, not even like her, it is so obvious this kind of name suitable for pretty daughter in a humble family, but to relate the name to such icy cold character, this indeed beyond of people’s imagination. “Lu Shui Han, Got it.”

“Oh, got it.” Ye Xin Mo slightly nodding her head, let the man walked over and then naturally holding her hand, and then walked her out from the parking lot.

Why his gesture such natural? Such natural as if two of them aren’t stranger? Although her heart popped this question, but on surface, Ye Xin Mo still gave a look like she really calmed, at least, she had agreed to him, this one day she would be pretended as his girlfriend.

“Ya!! Xiao Han! You are coming today?” just went out from parking area, an elder called out Lu Shui Han.

Lu Shui Han smiles, then he replied: “Uncle Ou, today I am bringing my girlfriend home to let my mom to have looked at her! Are you doing fine lately?”

“I am fine, I am fine! Yo, really such beautiful girl, it’s only she little bit skinny, Xiao Han you should treat her better ah!” Uncle Ou smiled with his slanted eyes.

“I won’t dare to mistreat her! I love her so much!” Lu Shui Han turned his head and then as if staring at here with his ‘affectionate’ eyesight, and then smiled to uncle Ou.

“Uncle Ou, I can’t talk much with you anymore, my mom still waiting for me!”

“Okay!! Daughter in law of Lu’s family really fortunate, giving birth such obedience son, even this daughter in law also pretty, the rest of days just enjoying a happy life!” Uncle Ou praised while waving his hand.

At this time Lu Shui Han stopped smile, gently he holding her and then he brought her to the market. On the way they met many people, all were so passionately also friendly when greeting each others while he also replying them one by one, friendly, without losing his etiquette. In Ye Xin Mo’s eyes, toward his gestures also his manner she really respected him, this kind of thousand-face man, perhaps many young girls going to break their heart into pieces once they fallen in love with him.

Lu Shui Han brought her to buy few nourishing gifts for elders, then hurried they went back. Passing by the beverage store, he stopped his footstep, then he went inside to buy a cup of warm milk tea, gave it to her: “Drink it.”

Somewhat he felt his speaking tone bit awkward, then he added: “To warm your stomach.”

Ye Xin Mo stupefied took that hot milk tea, staring absentminded the steam. This man, he is really detail-oriented! After sighing, hurried she kept up with his footstep, very soon two people have already entered a residence area that he familiar of.

In front of his home, Lu Shui Han took a deep breath. “Hey.”

“En?” Ye Xin Mo stared at him, blinking her eyes.

“Come on.” Face looked so unnatural, until Ye Xin Mo nodded her head, he could put sighed of relief. Pressing the door bell—–

 “You are home?” When the door opened, a young beautiful face with gently smile appeared in front of the man and woman face, an instantaneously, a joy has replaced with surprise.

 

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